FeaturedLa Wlooo!!!…Wish To Be A Fish In 2011
The New Year brings with it new promises, new expectations, and new beginnings; it’s always an excuse to put aside a pessimistic attitude and find hope in what lies ahead. It reminds me of the “Mo...
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La Wlooo!!!…No Sex In The Champagne Room
As the most overhyped best night of the year is only days away, my mind wanders back to the New Year’s Eve parties of the years past and I realize that I didn’t enjoy almost any of them. It’s always...
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La Wlooo!!!…Play With Your Golden Balls
Before I wish you all a Merry Christmas (not Xmas), I would just like to recap the events of “the week before Christmas”. Under normal circumstances, I would have admitted myself into a mental ins...
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La Wlooo!!!…Hallelujah! The Storm Has Come!
For the past month, almost every Lebanese person has complained at least once that there is no rain Christmas spirit. I have seen people sun tanning by the pool in November (global warming? Nah!) ...
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La Wlooo!!!…Bitten by the Plastic Surgery Bug
Appreciating extreme plastic surgery has never been my forte, but it seems that most Lebanese women insist on looking like, a) Michael Jackson, b) some form of animal, c) they’re 30 years younger ...
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La Wlooo!!!…Facebook Freaks, Be GONE!
Almost all the girls I know have a common curse: Facebook Freaks; the guys that send us the weirdest, most irrelevant Facebook messages, with the worst English spelling and grammar mistakes. Some ...
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La Wlooo!!…Vulgar Women, NOT Sexy
After watching enough video clips for some of our new Lebanese female exhebitionists singers, I have come to terms with one truth: their voice was not their claim to fame. Beauty is no longer unde...
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La Wlooo!!…Radar State of Mind
Watch me cry with fear jump for joy as I hear the news of the “radars in Lebanon”; a 100 kmph speed limit on highways, and a 50 kmph speed limit on inner city roads. I am one of the few people I k...
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