FeaturedLa Wlooo!!!…The 7-Hour Flight From Hell!
Hello wonderful readers, oh how I’ve missed you; especially those of you who constantly tell me to “leave Lebanon” . . . which I did, by boarding a 7-hour flight from hell on our beloved Lebanese ...
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La Wlooo!!!…Say NO to War!
Beirut . . . it was once labeled the “Paris of the Middle East.” It was once a destination to look out for. The beaches, the Raouche Corniche, the hotels, the restaurants, the nightlife, the casin...
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La Wlooo!!!…Marriage: Driving Single Ladies to Madness
Remaining loyal to tradition (and as per popular demand), it’s that time of the year again when I write up a wedding-bashing ‘La Wlooo’ entry to remind you all of how miserable, bitter, alone and ...
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La Wlooo!!!…How to be a Sexy Lebanese Gym Beast
The Gym 'Thing' vs. The Fantastic Four 'Thing' After leading a sedentary lifestyle for almost a year, I decided to hit the gym again. Although certain body parts of mine may hav...
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La Wlooo!!!…How to Look Like a Lebanese Bimbo
After being attacked countless times for making fun of Lebanese girls who love looking like hoes, I figured ho-defenders out there are too many to be conquered by merely one loser such as myself -...
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La Wlooo!!!…Ten Things I Hate About Lebanon
Photo Credit: Demotivational Lebanon Ever since I started writing my satirical column “La Wlooo,” people have been asking me the same question: “Why do you hate Lebanon so much?” So this week, I wo...
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La Wlooo!!!…Stop Kony? Stop LIRA? Stop Lying!
Disclaimer: All the opinions and statements in the article below are mine alone and do not involve the views of anyone on the BeirutNightLife.com team. And although I could not possibly care less...
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La Wlooo!!!…Customer Service in Lebanon
Hello ladies and gents! I’m back . . . Did you miss me? After two years of writing nonstop, I figured I’d give you all a nice short break from my ranting while I got my creative juices flowi...
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La Wlooo!!!…A Building Collapses, Then a Bridge? Then a Country?
Disclaimer: The following content reflects my views and my views alone. It in no way represents the opinions of BeirutNightLife.com or any of its affiliates. Just as I was beginning to love an...
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La Wlooo!!!…A Nutty 2011 in a Nutshell
After a year and a half of writing my “La Wlooo” column for BeirutNightLife, I would like to thank all of you amazing readers for keeping track of it on a weekly basis, and thus making it continue...
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