News Organizations Prepare Charlie Sheen’s Obituary

Charlie Sheen has everyone worried.

According to a new report, major news organizations have begun preparing obituaries for the troubled actor.

“No one is wishing the worst but as a news organization for us not to be prepared for one of the biggest stories in a long time would be unprofessional,” a source told the PopEater website.

“All his friends and family are terrified.

“No one knows what to do. Everyone tried an intervention and Charlie thinks we are all wrong and trying to hurt him and only he is right. It’s really out of control but no one at this point can save him from himself.”