Lady Gaga Set To Launch “Healthy Drinking Water Brand”


After criticism from recent weight gain, Lady Gaga is on the verge of launching a “healthy drinking water brand,” which will be released through a multi-million dollar advertising campaign.

Unfortunately, very little is known about the drinking water at this point, although an insider did reveal, “Everyone at Gaga HQ is keeping very tight-lipped. There are plans being prepared for marketing strategies.”

Just one month ago, the 26-year-old singer/songwriter released her “Fame” perfume to much acclaim; she was nestled in a giant version of the bottle which had finger holes, allowing her fans to touch her.

Expect Gaga’s water line to be out in the near future, says the insider, “We know that the water drink is due out in the near future. No one has seen prototypes of the bottle”, adding, “Gaga water is something that has been in the pipeline for a few months, and now things are really gearing up to an announcement and high-profile launch.”