HERE is KATE MOSS modelling the new Blackpool FC home and away kits for next season.
Of course she’s not. It’s the Holland kit, and also part of a new campaign she is fronting for Versace.
She wouldn’t go wrong up in Blackpool with the Seasiders – she’s a lovely shade of mahogany in the new snaps, and they love a sunbed on the Pleasure Beach.
The lads in the picture look like they’ve had a hard day moisturising, drinking water and practising their “Magnum” looks. Tough gig.
The supermodel turns 39 on Wednesday next week. The fella on the right is just pulling her birthday present over with that rope – an oil tanker full of wine.