Jagual El USEK

A talented, inspired young Michelle Keserwany, she doesn’t only undertand the true character of the the typical USEK jagual, she also wrote a sarcastic yet lovely song describing a typical Jaguel. The songs which are written in the common day-to-day Lebanese dialect, which makes this song a hit.
The hilarious song, which describes the details of such character does not only highlight the so called “Jaguel”, but also sheds the light on another social element which is the Lebanese female. This is not the first song for the young talented Michelle, she has written other songs.
Here you go the Arabic/ English text of the song.
Lyrics:
kent e3de bl cafet
ma fi chi 3a bele
3am bechrab Nescafe
2eja Chabb w 2a3ad 2bele
Lebis lunette w cha3ro mtabbas bl gele
2alle bonjourik ya Demoiselle
2ana l chabb l COOL
besma3 50 cent
siyarte bit lamme3
w ma b2affe Event
3ende Chalet Villa b Faraya
w X-Miss Liban EH ana khayya
W 3melt 7ale hable w 3melt 7ale mastoule ma 7kito chi w 3a wejje l basme l khajoule…
3melt hale hable w 3melt 7ale mastoule ma 2eltello chi w 3a wejje l basme l khajoule…
ANA JAGAL L USEK
3YOUNE MLAWNIN
BECHRAB VODKA SEC
W CHEMISTE MOUSLINE
L PAPI COLONELLE
W BDAKHEN CIGAR
3TINE RA2MIK JE T’APELLE
TA NEDHAR CHI NHAR
hone rase far la ktir hal2ad 3laye
wejje kello 7mar w tol3et Dakhne mn dinaye …Wejje kelo 7marr w tol3et dakhne mn dinaye
w nhareta 3refet leh … b 2oulo 3an 7AWA 7aye….
2ELTELLO NO WAY, l 2adar kif jama3na !
7ayete kella ablak ma ken ela me3na …
Bass ya 7obb 7ayete w ya chrayin l ALB
Ta3a nettefe2 3a chaghle w mn awal l darb
” 3ale2a 3atifiye” B2AMOUS BAYYE ma fi !
badda tkoun jaddiye ta ye2bal bayye fik!!
YAAAA333NEE lezim netjawazz , w tjeble SIYARA
w njib WLED, w tsamme l benet SARA , w ta3melle PISCINE
w tghayerle LAMBA …w tsaferne 3al SIN
w t2acherle MANGA, w tefrechle BEIT , w tjeble JHEZZ, w t2oss l GAZONET , w tlamme3 l 2ZEZ
WAWW FEKRIT L JEZEEE… 3anjad 7abbeit! yalla emtan badak nokhtoub? ta dellak 3al beit??
w khdarrr l CHAB l COOL … DABB l LUNETTEs
w 2alle “” euhhh sorry machghoul lezim erja3 3al beit”’
w b2it la wa7de 3am bechrab NESCAFE
3am bed7ak la wa7de ana w tal3a 3a SAFFEE
7kito bkellllll ma7abbe w tsamma3t 3le! , BAS ma 3ed WAJJAH sawbe! WALLA MA BA3REF LEHHHH!!
khtafa l chabb l cooool , li byesma3 50 cent
l siyarto bt lamme3 w ma bi 2afe event …
3endo chalet VILLA b FARAYA
W X-MISS LIBAN EH EHHHH EH HOUWE KHAYYAAAA
JAGAL L USEK 3YOUNO MLAWNIN…
BYECHRAB VODKA SEC , W CHEMISTO MOUSLINE!!
bAYYO COLONEL W BI DAKHEN CIGAR … KEN FEKRO YDE2ELLE TA NEDHAR CHI NHAR ….
Listen to the song here