The Gym 'Thing' vs. The Fantastic Four 'Thing'
After leading a sedentary lifestyle for almost a year, I decided to hit the gym again. Although certain body parts of mine may have forgotten what it felt like to work out, my brain certainly didn’t forget how much I detested my last two wazwaz-infested gyms. Their odors, [...]

After being attacked countless times for making fun of Lebanese girls who love looking like hoes, I figured ho-defenders out there are too many to be conquered by merely one loser such as myself — but I’ll keep writing about these divine creatures, who I’m so envious of, because I’m so ugly and miserable. So [...]

Photo Credit: Demotivational Lebanon
Ever since I started writing my satirical column “La Wlooo,” people have been asking me the same question: “Why do you hate Lebanon so much?” So this week, I would like to clarify one truth:
I DO NOT HATE LEBANON.
As a matter of fact, I absolutely love it.
But, like any normal person with [...]

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Hello ladies and gents! I’m back . . .
Did you miss me?
After two years of writing nonstop, I figured I’d give you all a nice short break from my ranting while I got my creative juices flowing again.
. . . Which brings me to today’s topic: Customer service in Lebanon – the epitome of unprofessionalism. [...]

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Just as I was beginning to love and enjoy Lebanon (on a superficial level alone, of course), I was struck back to reality with the collapse . . . of [...]